staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

  • Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
  • Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
  • Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
  • Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
  • Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
  • Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
  • Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Valjean: I have to become a better person.
  • Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.
Reblogged from Calliotrope
textsfromxavieracademy:

this is a deadpool level of meta

textsfromxavieracademy:

this is a deadpool level of meta

macklesufficient:

six word story about remus lupin:

he went to the funeral alone

Reblogged from I wish I had a river
itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

Favorite Star Trek bloopers (1/??)